Q: Is that your real hair, or a very convincing wig?
A: Neither! In 1998 I had every follicle surgically replaced with hair from the mane of an African Lion previously owned by Siegfried and Roy, hence its lustrous nature and my tendency to sleep for most of the day while my fiancé gathers food.
Q: My group makes art in Australia, so naturally we have no money. Will you still work on our show/film/other thing?
A: I work on a case-by-case basis, and will always try and make time for a show/film/Chinese opera if it looks like it might be interesting or challenging, or if I’ve run out of things to watch on Netflix. Send me an email at email@example.com and tell me about your project!
Q: My group makes art outside of Australia. Will you still work on our show/film/post-modern-yodelling project?
A: Totally! I’ve worked on stuff all over the shop from the comfort and limited bandwidth of my own Brisbane studio. The Internet is pretty awesome. I hear this email thing is about to take off too.
Q: What’s your postal address?
A: Nice try, Creepy McCreepson.
Q: Do you very social media?
Q: I need music and/or sound that is very different to anything I’ve heard from your work so far.
A: That’s not a question, stop ruining the format. My tastes and abilities are many and varied, and I love to challenge myself and delve into areas I haven’t been before. I’m also honest about areas where I think I may not be able to bring the thunder required (Tibetan throat singing, for example), but everything I’ve worked on so far has given me a chance to expand my knowledge and capacity. Get in touch and let me know what you’re after!